Back to work from vacation? Yeah, me too. So, today I was met with all kinds of fakers. Suck Up co-workers pretending to be happy to be back from beaches, backyards and booze filled nights. AND THAT’S BULLSHIT!!
I did it. Without swearing off carbs completely. Without giving up booze. I lost a few pounds and toned this old ass lady up !! How did I do it ? Do I have proof? Reluctantly, I show you the pictures along the way … I am THRILLED TO SHARE MY PLAN.
Sounded too good to be true … amazing expensive designer dresses, rompers, shirts and yes activewear is sent to me at home. I don’t wash it , iron it … wait, I don’t even have to hang the clothes up in my closet? All this without busting my budget? Yup, I decided to check outContinue reading “RENTAL CLOTHES – SERIOUSLY ??”
There… I said it .. DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE. Ladies, I’m looking straight at you. It’s been awhile since I talked about something I call “girl on girl crime” ( just went and checked – my last blog post on this was in May so it’s fine – yes?) It’s a phrase I first used whenContinue reading “Don’t be an $$$hole !!”
Kill me, sue me, hate me, judge me , but, I think it’s OK to let the kids (mine included) break the rules here and there. Remember we are raising these little people in a world that is so monitored and scheduled that if something goes wrong everyone loses their minds. We have a rule,Continue reading “It’s ok to let the kids break the rules !!”
Happy Whatever day you are reading this. TODAY I have decided that I am pissed off at … PARENTS WHO REFUSE TO BE EMBARRASSING. What the what ? YOU HEARD ME. There are parents who are fine to attend all of the soccer games and school picnics but they are well dressed, quiet and onContinue reading “Guess who I’m pissed off at today ?”
The Preston and Steve CARDBOARD CLASSIC WAS FREAKIN’ SCARY. I wrote a great blog all about facing your fear. Looks like I deleted it. SO – HERE’S THE DEAL – CHECK OUT MY YOUTUBE VIDEO !! Thanks for checking in …
It’s OSCAR DAY and I have a confession to make. On the days where I have met Bradley, Liam and other potential boyfriends … my hair has really sucked. It’s like I’m walking a giant billboard right at them … LOOKOUT – A MOM IS HEADED YOUR WAY. Embarrrrrrasing. Sometimes it’s hot out. Other times I haveContinue reading “Mom Hair is the damn worst …”
I’d love to tell you that I am this fearless, fun adventure girl. But, you don’t want to hear the bullshit… right? When it comes to travel, I typically do say yes. But, I always follow the rules, go by someone else’s plan. At a minimum I read a ton of books and make sureContinue reading “Yo grown-up – what are you afraid of??”