I showered (hate showering on a weekend) and more importantly I’M CLEAN!! What the hell does that mean?? It means I cleaned up my closet !! MY CLOSET IS ALWAYS A MESS. It’s the size of a bedroom and it is the grande collector of crap in this house. Luggage ? SURE ! The weirdContinue reading “I’m clean…”
Author Archives: JennFred
Cheap fun ski vacation? YES PLEASE !
So, you say you want to ski or snowboard for a few days, but, you don’t want to go broke? SAME HERE KIDDO !! I have a few ideas for you…
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Football is good for THE BRAINS of young men and boys.
Yes, I know you have heard about catastrophic brain injuries.. me too !! But, I was forced to take a second look at Middle School and High School football the day I met Zach Ertz’s Mom.
HATE IS A STRONG WORD
Hate is a strong word. Especially used like… this ” I hate myself!!” This is the season we all want to drink beer, eat pumpkin donuts and spend Sunday on a couch, at a Birds game or eating Mom’s Sunday dinner… anywhere but at the gym or a diet workshop. We also want to lookContinue reading “HATE IS A STRONG WORD”
GOAT YOGA IS FOR SUCKERS
It’s almost officially fall , so, it’s officially fake stupid dumb money suckin’ invented activity time. Hi Guys !! Did you miss me? I missed YOU GUYS !!
TRUE CONFESSION TIME… I hate it when you notice my…
Victoria Secret Models, the damn Kardashians and JLo… they all look skinny, happy and tan this time of year. Skinny and happy is on you. Today I am here to help with the tan. The sunless tan. No fuss no muss no ‘6 step process’ we don’t have time for TAN… Oh – the confession?Continue reading “TRUE CONFESSION TIME… I hate it when you notice my…”
SMASHVILLE. Sure, why not ??
They are calling it SMASHVILLE, NASHVEGAS and The Bachelorette Capital of the world … but does that mean the twerking 20 somethings have ruined Nashville for the rest of us hot chicken lovers? Hell nah…
IPL is fine if you are a baby. I’m more badass than baby.
What the hell is IPL? INTENSE PULSED LIGHT. IPL treatments are ok for some sun damage spots, but, I have some real painful shit for you if you have real deal sun damaged skin. As they say, no pain no gain. Let’s take a look at my disgusting skin adventure so far shall we ?? Continue reading “IPL is fine if you are a baby. I’m more badass than baby.”
Take your “easy dinner ideas” and .. BEEP
SEARCH: EASY DINNER IDEAS The things I find either take 42 ingredients PLUS a prep cook to cut the stuff or they simply taste like ass. People, I have found a REAL solution.
