Victoria Secret Models, the damn Kardashians and JLo… they all look skinny, happy and tan this time of year. Skinny and happy is on you. Today I am here to help with the tan. The sunless tan. No fuss no muss no ‘6 step process’ we don’t have time for TAN… Oh – the confession? […]
Author: JennFred
Mom. Wine Lover. Sarcastic as BEEP
SMASHVILLE. Sure, why not ??
They are calling it SMASHVILLE, NASHVEGAS and The Bachelorette Capital of the world … but does that mean the twerking 20 somethings have ruined Nashville for the rest of us hot chicken lovers? Hell nah…
IPL is fine if you are a baby. I’m more badass than baby.
What the hell is IPL? INTENSE PULSED LIGHT. IPL treatments are ok for some sun damage spots, but, I have some real painful shit for you if you have real deal sun damaged skin. As they say, no pain no gain. Let’s take a look at my disgusting skin adventure so far shall we ?? […]
Take your “easy dinner ideas” and .. BEEP
SEARCH: EASY DINNER IDEAS The things I find either take 42 ingredients PLUS a prep cook to cut the stuff or they simply taste like ass. People, I have found a REAL solution.
Back to work ?? Quit being a faker.
Back to work from vacation? Yeah, me too. So, today I was met with all kinds of fakers. Suck Up co-workers pretending to be happy to be back from beaches, backyards and booze filled nights. AND THAT’S BULLSHIT!!
Eff you KETO
I did it. Without swearing off carbs completely. Without giving up booze. I lost a few pounds and toned this old ass lady up !! How did I do it ? Do I have proof? Reluctantly, I show you the pictures along the way … I am THRILLED TO SHARE MY PLAN.
RENTAL CLOTHES – SERIOUSLY ??
Sounded too good to be true … amazing expensive designer dresses, rompers, shirts and yes activewear is sent to me at home. I don’t wash it , iron it … wait, I don’t even have to hang the clothes up in my closet? All this without busting my budget? Yup, I decided to check out […]
Don’t be an $$$hole !!
There… I said it .. DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE. Ladies, I’m looking straight at you. It’s been awhile since I talked about something I call “girl on girl crime” ( just went and checked – my last blog post on this was in May so it’s fine – yes?) It’s a phrase I first used when […]
It’s ok to let the kids break the rules !!
Kill me, sue me, hate me, judge me , but, I think it’s OK to let the kids (mine included) break the rules here and there. Remember we are raising these little people in a world that is so monitored and scheduled that if something goes wrong everyone loses their minds. We have a rule, […]
